nabbed from Clark

[dovelike]

1. What are/were your parents’ names?
Zeus and Themis.

2. Where are/were they from?
Mount Olympus.

3. How did they meet?
You know, I've never asked.

4. How long were they together before you came along?
Not very.

5. Were you an accident?
No.

6. What did you love most about them growing up?
That they made sure we knew we were loved.

7. Did/do your parents fight a lot?
No.

8. Or did/do they have sex a lot?
Yes. Still do.

9. What is the worst argument you ever overheard them having?
Probably over whether or not Ares would be punished for burying me.

10. Were/are they affectionate?
Not really.

11. What is your favorite memory of them?
Watching Dad tug Mom into his lap and talking over the day's events as equals.

12. Scenario: You walk into the house and find your parents getting busy on the dining room table. What do you do? What do you think they would do?
I get them yet another 'do not disturb' sign and ask them to go mate at their home, not mine. Uh, based on experience, I'd be ignored.

13. Were/are your parents hip or lame?
Both.

14. Did/do they ever embarrass you in front of others?
Frequently.

15. Which parent wears/wore the pants in the relationship?
Mom, even if Dad thinks he does.

16. Have you ever seen one of them crying?
No.

17. Did/do you ever wish they would get divorced?
No. They did a long time ago, although I don't think 'divorce' is the right word.

18. Were/are they the type to spontaneously dance around the kitchen together or sit quietly in the living room ignoring each other?
Depends on the mood, so I'll go with both.

19. Do you think your parents made you or ruined you?
They made me.