5,000 questions meme 18 & 19
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1701. How will tomorrow be like today?
I will wake up in Kansas.
1702. How would you react if a stranger pinched your bottom?
Shock, probably.
1703. When was the last time you went on a date?
Probably the Olympics with Clark. We just kind of are together now.
1704. Have you ever ridden a horse?
Yes.
1706. What is almost over?
Summer.
1707. What should you be doing that you are putting off?
Sleeping.
1708. How much would you have to change physically before you would no longer be yourself anymore?
Taller, prettier. I don't know?
1709. How much would you have to change mentally before you would no longer be yourself anymore?
I would have to become violent and warlike.
1710. Would you rather be famous or notorious?
Neither.
1711. Would you rather have a necklace that's dripping with diamonds or a blueberry farm?
Farm.
1712. Could you take first place in a beauty contest?
No.
1713. Who is the biggest hypocrite you know and why?
The American president. Because he says nothing that seems to mean anything to him.
1714. Would you consider yourself to be more opinionated or bitchy?
Opinionated.
1715. How long is it until your next day off?
Tomorrow.
1716. What sound is annoying you right now?
Mel pining for Shelby.
1717. Imagine you're taking a vacation with 4 people.
Who are they?
Clark, Teja, Chloe and Apollo.
1718. The five of you travel by plane. Suddenly your plane crashes down over snowy mountains. The pilot and the air crew and all the other passengers die.
The only way for you to survive is for one of you to get eaten by the others. Who will it be?
... You're kidding right? No one dies, no one gets eaten. Possibly a snowball fight ensues, though.
1719. Anorexia and obesity are two life threatening eating related disorders. Why is it that when it is discovered that someone is an anorexic they are rushed to the hospital, but when someone is obese they are not rushed to the hospital?
Because being overweight is seen as a social problem and not a medical one.
1720. Who is your favorite smurf?
What is a smurf?
1721. Why do you do things that you know are bad for you?
I don't usually.
1722. How important is testing to education?
No idea.
1723. What food group do you eat the most of (bread and pasta, meats and eggs and fish, fruits and vegetables, milk and cheese, sugar and butter)?
Milk and cheese.
1724. Who is the most adorable person you know?
Clark.
1725. If you had to spend a half hour locked in a dark closet with someone from school or work that you don't normally hang out with who would you want it to be?
Helios. We haven't talked in ages.
1726. How often do you masturbate in a week?
What?
1727. In the USA people work a full third of the year for the government, due to taxes. How do you feel about this?
Taxes are necessary.
1728. Should people be allowed to use cell phones in their cars?
Only when they aren't driving.
1729. Have you ever been in the room while a human baby was born?
Yes, repeatedly.
1730. Have you ever been in the room while an animal baby was born?
See above.
1731. Did you see the video The Miracle of Life in school?
.. No.
1732. How do you feel about having a baby?
I would lovehalf a dozen one.
1733. Have you ever had a tooth pulled?
No.
1734. Who are you waiting for an email/call/note/visit from?
Clark.
1735. What are you counting the days until?
Clark visits Greece again.
1736. What is the greatest temptation for you?
Trying to keep my hands off my boyfriend in front of his family.
1737. How do you resist it?
Uhm...
1738. Who is your knight in shining armor?
Clark. And it's knight in soft plaid.
1739. If you were walking and someone behind you yelled "HEY YOU!" would you turn around?
Yes.
1740. Do loud noises make you tense?
Occasionally.
1741. Has anyone ever told you that your epidermis was showing?
No.
1742. Would you rather work or stay home with the baby?
I can work and stay home with the baby. If I had one.
1743. Would you rather have people agree with you all the time or tell you the honest truth?
Honest truth.
1744. Will you/have you gone to your high school reunion?
No.
1745. What do you think of your yearbook picture?
Don't have one.
1746. Are you more of a hunter or a gatherer?
Gatherer.
1747. If you ever were to visit Hershey Park, the theme park based on the chocolate candy, would you enjoy going to the spa where you can be treated to a whipped cocoa bath, a milk and honey bath, or simply a chocolate fondue skin wrap?
Can I choose all three?
1748. If someone asks you to read a poem they wrote, will you really take your time to try and understand what they wrote and tell them what you think or just read it quickly and tell them that its really good?
First option.
1749. Do you feel that if a coincidence occurs it means something?
Yes.
1750. Were you beautiful as a child?
I guess. Maybe.
1751. Do you think that it is okay for a homosexual or a woman to become a priest?
Yes.
1752. Which would you rather give up forever, religion or sex?
Neither. I can't give up religion and I won't give up sex.
1753. What comes to mind when you think of these places:
Canada? Snow.
UK? Loch Ness.
USA? Kansas.
Australia? Great Barrier Reef.
Germany? Beer.
Italy? My temple.
1754. What does your favorite bumper sticker say?
Visualize Whirled Peas.
1755. Have you ever taken a shower with another person?
... Not yet?
1756. What bath toys do you have, if any?
Rubber ducky.
1757. Would you rather propose to someone you love or would you rather be proposed to by someone you love?
Be proposed to.
1758. How can you reject someone nicely?
You can't, but you can try and soften the blow.
1759. What kinds of diary names make you interested enough to check out the diary?
Latin or Greek ones.
1760. What do you think are three common passwords people use to secure their diaries?
No idea.
1761. Pick an object in the room.
Dining room table.
Give that object a name.
Herbert.
1762. What is the quickest way to make you blush?
Compliments.
1763. Do you usually feel that you deserve it when other people compliment you?
No.
1764. If you were to start your own business what kind of business do you think it might be?
Non profit.
1765. What is one of your pet peeves?
Greed.
1766. What question do you get asked too frequently?
Are you really a goddess?
1767. You notice a ring is priced $40.00, but the cashier only charges you $10.00. Do you mention this to the cashier?
Yes.
1768. Could a kiss on the ___ be considered cheating?
Cheek? No.
Lips? Depends on the kisser.
Nose? No.
Hand? No.
Ear? Yes.
Neck? Yes.
1769. Would it bother you if your lover occasionally flirted with others?
A little.
1770. How long has it been since you last played truth or dare?
A long time.
1771. Should people who are living now be obligated to do things that will make the world better for people who will live 100 years from now?
If I answer yes, people will look at me funny, but I'll do it anyway.
1772. Imagine you have a dream in which someone you care for acts mean to you. Is it possible you will still be angry with this person when you wake up?
I don't know. Possibly until I'm fully awake.
1773. Have you ever left someone a note with a picture in it?
No.
If yes, how do you do it?
1774. What do you fear more, death or pain?
Pain.
1775. Are the questions still interesting this far into the survey?
Yes.
1776. Do you like the cartoon Inspector Gadget?
Have not seen.
1777. You know how Gadget wears the same outfit all the time, and his closet is full of outfits that are exactly identical to the one he wears? If your closet was full of just one outfit that you had to wear everyday what would it be like?
Blue peace t-shirt and jeans.
1778. Would you rather time travel to the future or the past?
Future.
1779. Would you rather know how the world began or how it will end?
Began.
1780. Would you rather meet your ancient ancestors or your great great great great great great grandchildren?
My descendents.
1781. Out of these 4 which is most important (1=most, 2= second most, 3 = 3rd most, 4 = least)?
Curing diseases such as aids, cancer: 1
Preserving wildlife areas: 2
Ending terrorism: 3
Building colonies in space: 4
1782. In your opinion should every child be entitled to a good education?
Yes.
1783. What news item are you tired of hearing about?
Celebrities personal lives.
1784. Speaking of 9/11 the anniversary is coming up. What will you be doing?
Promoting peace.
1785. If this were a recipe for you, how would it go?
2 cups: Love
1 cup: Kindness
1/2 cup: Tolerance
A pinch of: Generosity
A dash of: Prosperity
Mix well and bake until: Golden
Add: Sugar
Serve: Everyone.
1786. Which of the following would YOU be more likely to survive:
A fall from a 3 story building
Driving a car into the water
... Both?
1787. What philosophy was manifested in the communist manifesto?
Uhm. I can't remember right off the top of my head. I believe it was the rights of the workers over the nobles.
1788. Who is your exact opposite?
Ares.
1789. Would you rather have serenity or insanity?
Serenity.
1790. What do these phrases mean?
Moulin Rougue: Red Windmill
Le voyage sur le bateau: Voyage of the Boat.
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir: Do you want to sleep with me tonight?
1791. What is the longest distance you have ever walked?
Across Europe.
1792. The ancient Greek philosopher Plato believes that beauty truth and justice all basically mean the same thing. What are your feelings about this?
That truth and justice are beauty.
1793. How did you first begin to assert yourself as independent from your parents?
When I moved out a few months ago.
1794. If you had a magic bracelet, would you use it to gain luck, money, health, creativity or love?
I don't know.
1795. What would you do if every time you used your magic bracelet something bad would happen to someone else?
Not use it.
1796. This is a story about a girl. While at the funeral of her own mother, she met a guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing, so much her dream guy she believed him to be that she fell in love with him then and there, although she didn't even see him after the funeral ended. A few days later, the girl killed her own sister.
What is her motive for killing her sister?
She probably wanted to see the boy again, which is horrible.
1797. Have you ever intentionally hurt someone’s feelings?
Not that I know of.
1798. What do you think of Franz Ferdinand?
They're alright.
1799. What do you think of the band Modest Mouse?
Eh.
1800. What do you think of Morrissey?
Eh.
1801. How many smurfs can you name?
... What are smurfs?
1802. Do you keep track of your life using a planner or calendar book?
No.
Would you be lost without it?
Clearly not.
1803. Have you ever fully eradicated a bad habit that you had?
I've never fully eradicated anything.
1804. Where do snowflakes come from?
My grandfather.
1805. What do these latin phrases mean?
Et tu Brute: You too, Brutus?
Congito ergo sum: I think, therefore, I am.
1806. You're writing a story.
The super hot (guy or girl?): Clark
is about to kiss (who): me
Just then they get interrupted by (what): Ares
and somebody screams, (what):"Help"
but it is too late. Fortunately (who): Thanatos
walks by and does something (what): wounds Ares' ego
and they all live (how): happily
ever after.
... Gods, I suck at story-telling.
1807. The radio is playing U2, The Defects, Echo & the Bunnymen, The Pointer Sisters, Staubkind, and Dr. Dre. on different stations. Which band are you most likely to listen to?
U2.
1808. How do you feel about the tsunami that killed over 100,000 people in December 2004?
[The pup can't see this question, as it's actually part of her upcoming holiday plottage. >.>]
1809. What is the difference between madness and brilliance?
A very fine line.
1810. Write any random sentance here:
Kyrie eleison.
1811. Say the sentence you wrote out loud. Did anybody answer?
No. Clark is looking at me strangely, though.
1812. Turn on your TV if it's not on already, what channel is it?
ESPN, and it's not my tv.
1813. If you were to hit redial on your phone right now, who would it call?
No idea.
1814. Hit edit paste on your browser and paste the last thing you copied here:
... Nothing came up.
1815. Miracle on 34th street, original or remake?
Original.
1816. Have you ever been in a parade?
Possibly.
1817. Why don't people just walk up to each other and become friends?
I don't know. That should happen more often.
1818. Do you turn the base up all the way in your car (or would you if you had acar) and blast the music?
No.
1819. Do you care if what you do annoys others?
Yes.
1820. What keeps you from being happy?
Very little.
1821. If you could go back in time and talk to yourself five years ago what would you say to yourself(You can only stay in the past for FIVE MINUTES so make it COUNT!)?
Don't trust Phobos.
1822. Write a surreal (Having an oddly dreamlike quality) sentance:
Picture yourself in a boat on a river.... fine, so I borrowed lyrics.
1823. Can you talk for one hour without using the word 'like'?
Like, no?
1824. Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
I'd prefer Spring. Dike is Summer.
1825. Say something nice about:
yourself: I'm peaceful.
me: Interesting questions.
your dad: He does love me.
your mom: She's the most wonderful person in the world.
the one you love: He makes me completely happy.
1826. Questions from random movies:
Why is it that a fly can't bird but a bird can fly? I don't know.
You know what people are liking at night? Serenity?
1827. What is your favorite movie that Denzel Washington has been in?
Remember the Titans or The Pelican Brief.
1828. What websites are addictive to you?
Gardening ones.
1829. Who do you love so much that you would clean live maggots out of their garbage pail just so that they didn't have to?
Clark, mom, Nomi and Dike.
1830. Who do you think will read all 5,000 of your answers to this survey?
Clark.
1831. Out of everyone reading your diary, how many people know your first name?
Pretty much everyone.
1832. When you die and your tragic story is a human intrest spot on the news will you want your friends and family to say you were the greatest smartest and kindest person ever...or tell the truth?
I will want them to tell the truth.
1833. Have you filled out an organ donor card?
No.
1834. Who do you never want to end up like?
Ares.
1835. How many oxymorons can you think of?
Low Altitude.
Improvised Choreography.
Natural Additives.
1836. How many years old is your diary?
Almost a year.
1837. How could today get any worse?
Today has been lovely.
1838. What will you never ever do again?
Allow myself to get beaten into unconsciousness.
1839. What's the most terrible lie someone could tell you?
I don't know.
1840. Would you ever wear vinyl pants?
What are they? Isn't vinyl what records were made from?
1841. What was the last thing that you printed out?
Cooking directions and I still almost set the kitchen on fire.
1842. What would you say to Flavor Flav if you saw him walking down the street?
Hello.
1843. What are you dependant on?
Sadly, my family for protection.
1844. What do you look forward to each day?
Possibilities.
1845. What did you think of the Columbine shootings?
Absolutely terrible.
1846. Did you take lessons as a kid? what?
No.
1847. What's the best song to listen to after a break up?
Chopin.
1848. The radio is playing Poison, Inxs, the Psychadelic Furs, Dio, and Matchbox 20 on different stations. What do you listen to?
Matchbox 20.
1849. Do you know what it's like to take care of someone else?
Yes.
1850. Would you rather take care of someone or be taken care of?
Take care of.
1851. What is the worst 80's song in your opinion?
Material Girl.
1852. What song makes you so happy that just want to dance and dance and DANCE?
Footloose.
God, does it even matter if you think you "can't dance?"
. . . No?
1853. What has been your most beautiful magical memorable cloud nine manic ecstatic incredibly happy bouncy air-light moment of this life???
When Clark said he loved me. I'm such a sap.
1854. According to Depeche Mode, "Everything counts in large amounts." According to the Crow, "Nothing is trivial." Do you believe this is true?
Yes.
1855. Are you enjoying this thrilling lucious roller coaster ride of a life as much as I am?
Absolutely.
1856. Do you know how improbable it is that life exists at all?
No.
1857. Are you kind to strangers?
I think so.
1858. Do you go out of your way for other people?
I try to.
1859. Make a promise:
I promise to uphold my beliefs.
1860. Will you keep it?
So far I have.
1861. What do you think of the author of this survey?
What's my gender? Female.
What's my age? 20's.
What bands do I like(you must have SOME idea by now)?
U2, INXS.
Anything else??
Keeping other people entertained is admirable.
1862. What makes something "literature"? Also, what makes something "art?"
Ideas and expressions.
1863. Why are you even doing this survey?? Doesn't it TELL you something that you have NOTHING BETTER TO DO than fill out a 5,000 question survey???
It's fun.
1864. Has answering these questions been a learning experiance for you (writeing them certainly has been for me)?
Yes, it has.
1865. Have you ever been so happy you could cry?
Yes.
1866. Do you know that the one you love is the one you will spend the rest of your life with??
Yes.
1867. Have you ever asked yourself, 'Is there any more to life than this?'
Yes.
1868. What did you answer yourself?
No.
1869. Do you let the restrictions of society restrain you?
On occasion.
1870. Or are you just too full of life to be stopped??
Sounds about right.
1871. We are spinning on a bright blue bulb that is bursting with life. How could you possibly feel alone?
Not everyone understands me.
1872. Is there something you'd like to try?
Yes.
1873. What makes your heart smile and your skin get all tingly-ish?
Clark.
1874. How long has it been since you danced the night away?
About a month, more or less.
1875. Are you willing to do EVERYTHING POSSIBLE to get the most out of life?
Almost everything.
1876. Are you willing to give the very best most beautiful part of yourself to the world?
Yes.
1877. Is there love in your heart?
Yes.
1878. Do things tend to go your way more often when you're happy?
Sometimes.
1879. What do you do while everyone sleeps?
Protect them.
1880. What is one thing you will you never ever ever get any more of?
Conversations with Leo.
1881. What's your favorite short story?
Pandora's tale. I'm not sure why.
1882. Have do you feel about beauty pageants?
All women are beautiful and they shouldn't be made to parade around like possessions.
1883. If it ain't broke (say anything but 'don't fix it'):
You don't need glue.
1884. What is your favorite DIY related website? (mine is probably http://www.homeofthesampler.com)
DIY?
1885. Do you bruise easily?
Yes.
1886. In William Shakespeare's play, "All's Well That Ends Well," the character Parolles makes an interesting speech about virginity, saying that "Virginity by being once lost may be ten times found; by being ever kept, it is ever lost...To speak on the part of virginity is to accuse your mothers; which is most infallible disobedience...virginity murders itself; and should be buried in highways, out of all sanctified limit, as a desperate offendress against nature. Virginity breeds mites, much like a cheese; consumes itself to the very paring, and so dies with feeding his own stomach. Besides, virginity is peevish, proud, idle, made of self-love, which is the most inhibited sin in the canon. Keep it not; you cannot choose but lose by't..." What do you think of this?
That it is best to experience love, both emotional and physical, than guard yourself from the world.
1887. Would you prefer to stay in a motel, hotel, inn, lodge, or resort?
An inn might be fun. Something small and cozy.
1888. Have you ever gone scuba diving?
Yes.
1889. What kind of bread do you like?
Demeter's.
1890. Do you usually behave the way you want to?
More or less.
1891. How does the idea in your head of what you want to be like match up to the reality of what you are like?
Reasonably closely, with one or two deviations.
1892. Do you realize that in 111 questions this survey will have more questions than there have been years since christ was born?
Was that supposed to impress me?
1893. Are your air and water as pure as you want them to be?
No.
1894. Would you ever visit an insect zoo?
Probably not.
1895. Can you enjoy life without stimulants (coffee, ciggarettes, drugs, alcohol)?
Yes, and I did for many years.
1896. How many hours do you sleep every night?
4 on average.
1897. Is this survey your friday or saturday night date?
No.
1898. I go crazy when I'm without _______.
Love, I suppose.
1899. Can you do the robot dance?
No.
1900. How much thought do you put into your dance moves?
Depends on the dance.
1901. Are you able to recognize patterns, habits, routines and break out of them?
Sometimes.
1701. How will tomorrow be like today?
I will wake up in Kansas.
1702. How would you react if a stranger pinched your bottom?
Shock, probably.
1703. When was the last time you went on a date?
Probably the Olympics with Clark. We just kind of are together now.
1704. Have you ever ridden a horse?
Yes.
1706. What is almost over?
Summer.
1707. What should you be doing that you are putting off?
Sleeping.
1708. How much would you have to change physically before you would no longer be yourself anymore?
Taller, prettier. I don't know?
1709. How much would you have to change mentally before you would no longer be yourself anymore?
I would have to become violent and warlike.
1710. Would you rather be famous or notorious?
Neither.
1711. Would you rather have a necklace that's dripping with diamonds or a blueberry farm?
Farm.
1712. Could you take first place in a beauty contest?
No.
1713. Who is the biggest hypocrite you know and why?
The American president. Because he says nothing that seems to mean anything to him.
1714. Would you consider yourself to be more opinionated or bitchy?
Opinionated.
1715. How long is it until your next day off?
Tomorrow.
1716. What sound is annoying you right now?
Mel pining for Shelby.
1717. Imagine you're taking a vacation with 4 people.
Who are they?
Clark, Teja, Chloe and Apollo.
1718. The five of you travel by plane. Suddenly your plane crashes down over snowy mountains. The pilot and the air crew and all the other passengers die.
The only way for you to survive is for one of you to get eaten by the others. Who will it be?
... You're kidding right? No one dies, no one gets eaten. Possibly a snowball fight ensues, though.
1719. Anorexia and obesity are two life threatening eating related disorders. Why is it that when it is discovered that someone is an anorexic they are rushed to the hospital, but when someone is obese they are not rushed to the hospital?
Because being overweight is seen as a social problem and not a medical one.
1720. Who is your favorite smurf?
What is a smurf?
1721. Why do you do things that you know are bad for you?
I don't usually.
1722. How important is testing to education?
No idea.
1723. What food group do you eat the most of (bread and pasta, meats and eggs and fish, fruits and vegetables, milk and cheese, sugar and butter)?
Milk and cheese.
1724. Who is the most adorable person you know?
Clark.
1725. If you had to spend a half hour locked in a dark closet with someone from school or work that you don't normally hang out with who would you want it to be?
Helios. We haven't talked in ages.
1726. How often do you masturbate in a week?
What?
1727. In the USA people work a full third of the year for the government, due to taxes. How do you feel about this?
Taxes are necessary.
1728. Should people be allowed to use cell phones in their cars?
Only when they aren't driving.
1729. Have you ever been in the room while a human baby was born?
Yes, repeatedly.
1730. Have you ever been in the room while an animal baby was born?
See above.
1731. Did you see the video The Miracle of Life in school?
.. No.
1732. How do you feel about having a baby?
I would love
1733. Have you ever had a tooth pulled?
No.
1734. Who are you waiting for an email/call/note/visit from?
Clark.
1735. What are you counting the days until?
Clark visits Greece again.
1736. What is the greatest temptation for you?
Trying to keep my hands off my boyfriend in front of his family.
1737. How do you resist it?
Uhm...
1738. Who is your knight in shining armor?
Clark. And it's knight in soft plaid.
1739. If you were walking and someone behind you yelled "HEY YOU!" would you turn around?
Yes.
1740. Do loud noises make you tense?
Occasionally.
1741. Has anyone ever told you that your epidermis was showing?
No.
1742. Would you rather work or stay home with the baby?
I can work and stay home with the baby. If I had one.
1743. Would you rather have people agree with you all the time or tell you the honest truth?
Honest truth.
1744. Will you/have you gone to your high school reunion?
No.
1745. What do you think of your yearbook picture?
Don't have one.
1746. Are you more of a hunter or a gatherer?
Gatherer.
1747. If you ever were to visit Hershey Park, the theme park based on the chocolate candy, would you enjoy going to the spa where you can be treated to a whipped cocoa bath, a milk and honey bath, or simply a chocolate fondue skin wrap?
Can I choose all three?
1748. If someone asks you to read a poem they wrote, will you really take your time to try and understand what they wrote and tell them what you think or just read it quickly and tell them that its really good?
First option.
1749. Do you feel that if a coincidence occurs it means something?
Yes.
1750. Were you beautiful as a child?
I guess. Maybe.
1751. Do you think that it is okay for a homosexual or a woman to become a priest?
Yes.
1752. Which would you rather give up forever, religion or sex?
Neither. I can't give up religion and I won't give up sex.
1753. What comes to mind when you think of these places:
Canada? Snow.
UK? Loch Ness.
USA? Kansas.
Australia? Great Barrier Reef.
Germany? Beer.
Italy? My temple.
1754. What does your favorite bumper sticker say?
Visualize Whirled Peas.
1755. Have you ever taken a shower with another person?
... Not yet?
1756. What bath toys do you have, if any?
Rubber ducky.
1757. Would you rather propose to someone you love or would you rather be proposed to by someone you love?
Be proposed to.
1758. How can you reject someone nicely?
You can't, but you can try and soften the blow.
1759. What kinds of diary names make you interested enough to check out the diary?
Latin or Greek ones.
1760. What do you think are three common passwords people use to secure their diaries?
No idea.
1761. Pick an object in the room.
Dining room table.
Give that object a name.
Herbert.
1762. What is the quickest way to make you blush?
Compliments.
1763. Do you usually feel that you deserve it when other people compliment you?
No.
1764. If you were to start your own business what kind of business do you think it might be?
Non profit.
1765. What is one of your pet peeves?
Greed.
1766. What question do you get asked too frequently?
Are you really a goddess?
1767. You notice a ring is priced $40.00, but the cashier only charges you $10.00. Do you mention this to the cashier?
Yes.
1768. Could a kiss on the ___ be considered cheating?
Cheek? No.
Lips? Depends on the kisser.
Nose? No.
Hand? No.
Ear? Yes.
Neck? Yes.
1769. Would it bother you if your lover occasionally flirted with others?
A little.
1770. How long has it been since you last played truth or dare?
A long time.
1771. Should people who are living now be obligated to do things that will make the world better for people who will live 100 years from now?
If I answer yes, people will look at me funny, but I'll do it anyway.
1772. Imagine you have a dream in which someone you care for acts mean to you. Is it possible you will still be angry with this person when you wake up?
I don't know. Possibly until I'm fully awake.
1773. Have you ever left someone a note with a picture in it?
No.
If yes, how do you do it?
1774. What do you fear more, death or pain?
Pain.
1775. Are the questions still interesting this far into the survey?
Yes.
1776. Do you like the cartoon Inspector Gadget?
Have not seen.
1777. You know how Gadget wears the same outfit all the time, and his closet is full of outfits that are exactly identical to the one he wears? If your closet was full of just one outfit that you had to wear everyday what would it be like?
Blue peace t-shirt and jeans.
1778. Would you rather time travel to the future or the past?
Future.
1779. Would you rather know how the world began or how it will end?
Began.
1780. Would you rather meet your ancient ancestors or your great great great great great great grandchildren?
My descendents.
1781. Out of these 4 which is most important (1=most, 2= second most, 3 = 3rd most, 4 = least)?
Curing diseases such as aids, cancer: 1
Preserving wildlife areas: 2
Ending terrorism: 3
Building colonies in space: 4
1782. In your opinion should every child be entitled to a good education?
Yes.
1783. What news item are you tired of hearing about?
Celebrities personal lives.
1784. Speaking of 9/11 the anniversary is coming up. What will you be doing?
Promoting peace.
1785. If this were a recipe for you, how would it go?
2 cups: Love
1 cup: Kindness
1/2 cup: Tolerance
A pinch of: Generosity
A dash of: Prosperity
Mix well and bake until: Golden
Add: Sugar
Serve: Everyone.
1786. Which of the following would YOU be more likely to survive:
A fall from a 3 story building
Driving a car into the water
... Both?
1787. What philosophy was manifested in the communist manifesto?
Uhm. I can't remember right off the top of my head. I believe it was the rights of the workers over the nobles.
1788. Who is your exact opposite?
Ares.
1789. Would you rather have serenity or insanity?
Serenity.
1790. What do these phrases mean?
Moulin Rougue: Red Windmill
Le voyage sur le bateau: Voyage of the Boat.
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir: Do you want to sleep with me tonight?
1791. What is the longest distance you have ever walked?
Across Europe.
1792. The ancient Greek philosopher Plato believes that beauty truth and justice all basically mean the same thing. What are your feelings about this?
That truth and justice are beauty.
1793. How did you first begin to assert yourself as independent from your parents?
When I moved out a few months ago.
1794. If you had a magic bracelet, would you use it to gain luck, money, health, creativity or love?
I don't know.
1795. What would you do if every time you used your magic bracelet something bad would happen to someone else?
Not use it.
1796. This is a story about a girl. While at the funeral of her own mother, she met a guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing, so much her dream guy she believed him to be that she fell in love with him then and there, although she didn't even see him after the funeral ended. A few days later, the girl killed her own sister.
What is her motive for killing her sister?
She probably wanted to see the boy again, which is horrible.
1797. Have you ever intentionally hurt someone’s feelings?
Not that I know of.
1798. What do you think of Franz Ferdinand?
They're alright.
1799. What do you think of the band Modest Mouse?
Eh.
1800. What do you think of Morrissey?
Eh.
1801. How many smurfs can you name?
... What are smurfs?
1802. Do you keep track of your life using a planner or calendar book?
No.
Would you be lost without it?
Clearly not.
1803. Have you ever fully eradicated a bad habit that you had?
I've never fully eradicated anything.
1804. Where do snowflakes come from?
My grandfather.
1805. What do these latin phrases mean?
Et tu Brute: You too, Brutus?
Congito ergo sum: I think, therefore, I am.
1806. You're writing a story.
The super hot (guy or girl?): Clark
is about to kiss (who): me
Just then they get interrupted by (what): Ares
and somebody screams, (what):"Help"
but it is too late. Fortunately (who): Thanatos
walks by and does something (what): wounds Ares' ego
and they all live (how): happily
ever after.
... Gods, I suck at story-telling.
1807. The radio is playing U2, The Defects, Echo & the Bunnymen, The Pointer Sisters, Staubkind, and Dr. Dre. on different stations. Which band are you most likely to listen to?
U2.
1808. How do you feel about the tsunami that killed over 100,000 people in December 2004?
[The pup can't see this question, as it's actually part of her upcoming holiday plottage. >.>]
1809. What is the difference between madness and brilliance?
A very fine line.
1810. Write any random sentance here:
Kyrie eleison.
1811. Say the sentence you wrote out loud. Did anybody answer?
No. Clark is looking at me strangely, though.
1812. Turn on your TV if it's not on already, what channel is it?
ESPN, and it's not my tv.
1813. If you were to hit redial on your phone right now, who would it call?
No idea.
1814. Hit edit paste on your browser and paste the last thing you copied here:
... Nothing came up.
1815. Miracle on 34th street, original or remake?
Original.
1816. Have you ever been in a parade?
Possibly.
1817. Why don't people just walk up to each other and become friends?
I don't know. That should happen more often.
1818. Do you turn the base up all the way in your car (or would you if you had acar) and blast the music?
No.
1819. Do you care if what you do annoys others?
Yes.
1820. What keeps you from being happy?
Very little.
1821. If you could go back in time and talk to yourself five years ago what would you say to yourself(You can only stay in the past for FIVE MINUTES so make it COUNT!)?
Don't trust Phobos.
1822. Write a surreal (Having an oddly dreamlike quality) sentance:
Picture yourself in a boat on a river.... fine, so I borrowed lyrics.
1823. Can you talk for one hour without using the word 'like'?
Like, no?
1824. Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
I'd prefer Spring. Dike is Summer.
1825. Say something nice about:
yourself: I'm peaceful.
me: Interesting questions.
your dad: He does love me.
your mom: She's the most wonderful person in the world.
the one you love: He makes me completely happy.
1826. Questions from random movies:
Why is it that a fly can't bird but a bird can fly? I don't know.
You know what people are liking at night? Serenity?
1827. What is your favorite movie that Denzel Washington has been in?
Remember the Titans or The Pelican Brief.
1828. What websites are addictive to you?
Gardening ones.
1829. Who do you love so much that you would clean live maggots out of their garbage pail just so that they didn't have to?
Clark, mom, Nomi and Dike.
1830. Who do you think will read all 5,000 of your answers to this survey?
Clark.
1831. Out of everyone reading your diary, how many people know your first name?
Pretty much everyone.
1832. When you die and your tragic story is a human intrest spot on the news will you want your friends and family to say you were the greatest smartest and kindest person ever...or tell the truth?
I will want them to tell the truth.
1833. Have you filled out an organ donor card?
No.
1834. Who do you never want to end up like?
Ares.
1835. How many oxymorons can you think of?
Low Altitude.
Improvised Choreography.
Natural Additives.
1836. How many years old is your diary?
Almost a year.
1837. How could today get any worse?
Today has been lovely.
1838. What will you never ever do again?
Allow myself to get beaten into unconsciousness.
1839. What's the most terrible lie someone could tell you?
I don't know.
1840. Would you ever wear vinyl pants?
What are they? Isn't vinyl what records were made from?
1841. What was the last thing that you printed out?
Cooking directions and I still almost set the kitchen on fire.
1842. What would you say to Flavor Flav if you saw him walking down the street?
Hello.
1843. What are you dependant on?
Sadly, my family for protection.
1844. What do you look forward to each day?
Possibilities.
1845. What did you think of the Columbine shootings?
Absolutely terrible.
1846. Did you take lessons as a kid? what?
No.
1847. What's the best song to listen to after a break up?
Chopin.
1848. The radio is playing Poison, Inxs, the Psychadelic Furs, Dio, and Matchbox 20 on different stations. What do you listen to?
Matchbox 20.
1849. Do you know what it's like to take care of someone else?
Yes.
1850. Would you rather take care of someone or be taken care of?
Take care of.
1851. What is the worst 80's song in your opinion?
Material Girl.
1852. What song makes you so happy that just want to dance and dance and DANCE?
Footloose.
God, does it even matter if you think you "can't dance?"
. . . No?
1853. What has been your most beautiful magical memorable cloud nine manic ecstatic incredibly happy bouncy air-light moment of this life???
When Clark said he loved me. I'm such a sap.
1854. According to Depeche Mode, "Everything counts in large amounts." According to the Crow, "Nothing is trivial." Do you believe this is true?
Yes.
1855. Are you enjoying this thrilling lucious roller coaster ride of a life as much as I am?
Absolutely.
1856. Do you know how improbable it is that life exists at all?
No.
1857. Are you kind to strangers?
I think so.
1858. Do you go out of your way for other people?
I try to.
1859. Make a promise:
I promise to uphold my beliefs.
1860. Will you keep it?
So far I have.
1861. What do you think of the author of this survey?
What's my gender? Female.
What's my age? 20's.
What bands do I like(you must have SOME idea by now)?
U2, INXS.
Anything else??
Keeping other people entertained is admirable.
1862. What makes something "literature"? Also, what makes something "art?"
Ideas and expressions.
1863. Why are you even doing this survey?? Doesn't it TELL you something that you have NOTHING BETTER TO DO than fill out a 5,000 question survey???
It's fun.
1864. Has answering these questions been a learning experiance for you (writeing them certainly has been for me)?
Yes, it has.
1865. Have you ever been so happy you could cry?
Yes.
1866. Do you know that the one you love is the one you will spend the rest of your life with??
Yes.
1867. Have you ever asked yourself, 'Is there any more to life than this?'
Yes.
1868. What did you answer yourself?
No.
1869. Do you let the restrictions of society restrain you?
On occasion.
1870. Or are you just too full of life to be stopped??
Sounds about right.
1871. We are spinning on a bright blue bulb that is bursting with life. How could you possibly feel alone?
Not everyone understands me.
1872. Is there something you'd like to try?
Yes.
1873. What makes your heart smile and your skin get all tingly-ish?
Clark.
1874. How long has it been since you danced the night away?
About a month, more or less.
1875. Are you willing to do EVERYTHING POSSIBLE to get the most out of life?
Almost everything.
1876. Are you willing to give the very best most beautiful part of yourself to the world?
Yes.
1877. Is there love in your heart?
Yes.
1878. Do things tend to go your way more often when you're happy?
Sometimes.
1879. What do you do while everyone sleeps?
Protect them.
1880. What is one thing you will you never ever ever get any more of?
Conversations with Leo.
1881. What's your favorite short story?
Pandora's tale. I'm not sure why.
1882. Have do you feel about beauty pageants?
All women are beautiful and they shouldn't be made to parade around like possessions.
1883. If it ain't broke (say anything but 'don't fix it'):
You don't need glue.
1884. What is your favorite DIY related website? (mine is probably http://www.homeofthesampler.com)
DIY?
1885. Do you bruise easily?
Yes.
1886. In William Shakespeare's play, "All's Well That Ends Well," the character Parolles makes an interesting speech about virginity, saying that "Virginity by being once lost may be ten times found; by being ever kept, it is ever lost...To speak on the part of virginity is to accuse your mothers; which is most infallible disobedience...virginity murders itself; and should be buried in highways, out of all sanctified limit, as a desperate offendress against nature. Virginity breeds mites, much like a cheese; consumes itself to the very paring, and so dies with feeding his own stomach. Besides, virginity is peevish, proud, idle, made of self-love, which is the most inhibited sin in the canon. Keep it not; you cannot choose but lose by't..." What do you think of this?
That it is best to experience love, both emotional and physical, than guard yourself from the world.
1887. Would you prefer to stay in a motel, hotel, inn, lodge, or resort?
An inn might be fun. Something small and cozy.
1888. Have you ever gone scuba diving?
Yes.
1889. What kind of bread do you like?
Demeter's.
1890. Do you usually behave the way you want to?
More or less.
1891. How does the idea in your head of what you want to be like match up to the reality of what you are like?
Reasonably closely, with one or two deviations.
1892. Do you realize that in 111 questions this survey will have more questions than there have been years since christ was born?
Was that supposed to impress me?
1893. Are your air and water as pure as you want them to be?
No.
1894. Would you ever visit an insect zoo?
Probably not.
1895. Can you enjoy life without stimulants (coffee, ciggarettes, drugs, alcohol)?
Yes, and I did for many years.
1896. How many hours do you sleep every night?
4 on average.
1897. Is this survey your friday or saturday night date?
No.
1898. I go crazy when I'm without _______.
Love, I suppose.
1899. Can you do the robot dance?
No.
1900. How much thought do you put into your dance moves?
Depends on the dance.
1901. Are you able to recognize patterns, habits, routines and break out of them?
Sometimes.
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Date: 2008-09-14 05:13 am (UTC)When Clark said he loved me. I'm such a sap.
Yes, you are. Don't ever change.
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Date: 2008-09-14 05:15 am (UTC)